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Looking to copulate with Racist Nuns
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I got in trouble b/c I sucked my co-workers ****. Well, she was my secretary to be exact......
 

gerhart got hosed
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I shattered a $2,000 solid surface countertop into about 30 pieces last week. Stuff is brittle.

Also made a couple tops with wrong color. Bosses fault all the way on that one yet he blamed me.
 

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nothing. i'm the epidemy of blue collar success. can work circles around anyone in a warehouse. the job i did before by myself. they got 2 immigrants doing it now and they still can't do as much as i did in a shift. am i bragging. sure. if you can walk the walk..than by all means talk the talk.:toast:
 

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Bartender here... been caught giving out too many free drinks lately

As expected, you didn't reply to my acceptance of your invitation to go catch a Cubs game with you and your friend "Kelly" you douche bag.

Hm...I wonder why :missingte
 

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As expected, you didn't reply to my acceptance of your invitation to go catch a Cubs game with you and your friend "Kelly" you douche bag.

Hm...I wonder why :missingte


I dont want to bring her with pal. There are way to many hot broads in Wrigleyville.


:pope:
 

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I got in trouble at work today because our line manager was on the phone calling a costumer a cun-t and I had a wiseguy on the line trying to bet a game. I hold the line, manager says "go" with such anger that I understood "no". No bet, we needed the money...
 

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I got in trouble at work today because our line manager was on the phone calling a costumer a cun-t and I had a wiseguy on the line trying to bet a game. I hold the line, manager says "go" with such anger that I understood "no". No bet, we needed the money...
he should've fired you
 

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I sell womens shoes

I told an overweight woemn to take a hike if she really thought she would fit into size 8's
 

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Had a hot streak on the phones in the morning and exceeded my sales quotas before lunch. Ended up taking a 1.5 hour, 4 beer lunch with a friend and fucked around for most of the rest of the afternoon...whatever.
 

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At my work they only have covered parking stalls for people of "importance". The rest of us gotta park our cars out in the direct sunlight. I knew that one of the higher ups wasn't going to be in today so I parked in his stall.
Got away with it for about a half an hour this morning before my boss came up to me and told me to move it out of that stall. I said "But he's gone today." He said it didn't matter, Move It!

For a half an hour it was almost like giving my car a spa treatment at work. Who knew covered parking was so precious only to the elite.
 

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I shattered a $2,000 solid surface countertop into about 30 pieces last week. Stuff is brittle.

Also made a couple tops with wrong color. Bosses fault all the way on that one yet he blamed me.

About a month ago my weedeater tossed a small rock and shattered the bottom pane of a two-tier storm door.

It's the kind that slides out and can be swapped for a screen. So client did that and I took the pane into a glass shop and had it repaired for $65.

It was the biggest damage "claim" a client has had to make on me since I was in Texas. Usually it's sprinkler heads or hoses I overlook in tall grass.

The last such claim was same deal...lower pane of back door, but this was in Arlington TX and it was a regular heavy wooden door with glass panels.

My first time at this person's house and he was real cool about it. I didn't charge him and since we had agreed for me to be the regular lawn guy he fixed it himself and I think I did like four mows (about $100) for him.

During which time I learn he's the Director of Operations at The Ballpark in Arlington.

We settled the door thing and I kept taking care of his yard and he tells me, "Any time you want to do a game, just call my office and I'll give you a pair of tickets"

I went to probably 50 games over next two summers before leaving to move here to Florida.
 

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